74 years in the making, but one thing we couldn’t prepare for was the rain pissing on one’s parade. Sent a text to the Pope this morning to see if anything could be done, but still waiting for an answer. It’s hard to defend the faith with this weather.Continue reading
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Now, this is a story all about me
The Fresh Ginger Prince of British Royalty
And I’d like to take a moment of your time
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Spare HeirContinue reading
More than anyone else on Earth, I, Prince Harry, know what it’s like waiting for the day that’s never going to happen.Continue reading
The dream of becoming a Princess is alive and well for many husband-hunters as I’ve been named the world’s most eligible bachelor.
Place your bids now. (Not accepting Euros)Continue reading
How did you make it look so easy for over 70 years? One’s been King for 5 mins, and doesn’t know if one’s on his head or his arse. And don’t mention those bloody ink pens…
It’s poetically fitting your last act and duty was to tell Boris Johnson to piss off, and to ensure he was no longer in power. We all admire you for that alone.Continue reading
Here is an exclusive look at Sue Gray’s 1,865 paged report into the alleged parties at Downing Street. It would have been far easier for her to investigate the days there weren’t any parties.
The only party one will be having with Boris Johnson in attendance is his leaving party (tbc).
David Cameron phoned yesterday to say he “leaves Britain a much stronger country”. It’s his sense of humour one’s going to miss the most. He left 10 Downing Street for the last time at 16:48pm to receive his P45 from the Queen, only to return at 16:53pm after leaving one of his children behind.
Mummy is 90 years old today, showing no visible signs of ever slowing down.
She is the longest serving monarch in British history, having reigned on the throne for 64 years and 4 months (23,451 days, and 16 hours; roughly the length of an average game of Monopoly). The longest time one has spent on the Royal throne is approximately 45 mins, after eating a dodgy burger at the Middletons family gathering in 2011.