Here is an exclusive look at Sue Gray’s 1,865 paged report into the alleged parties at Downing Street. It would have been far easier for her to investigate the days there weren’t any parties.
The only party one will be having with Boris Johnson in attendance is his leaving party (tbc).
30 days hath September, also June and November. All the rest have 31, except for March*, which has 175 days, and April, which will probably have even more, and one doesn’t even want to think about May. Continue reading
“Your brother named his band after me”.
David Cameron phoned yesterday to say he “leaves Britain a much stronger country”. It’s his sense of humour one’s going to miss the most. He left 10 Downing Street for the last time at 16:48pm to receive his P45 from the Queen, only to return at 16:53pm after leaving one of his children behind.
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