Now, this is a story all about me
The Fresh Ginger Prince of British Royalty
And I’d like to take a moment of your time
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Spare Heir
Continue readingNow, this is a story all about me
The Fresh Ginger Prince of British Royalty
And I’d like to take a moment of your time
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Spare Heir
Continue readingMore than anyone else on Earth, I, Prince Harry, know what it’s like waiting for the day that’s never going to happen.
Continue readingThe dream of becoming a Princess is alive and well for many husband-hunters as I’ve been named the world’s most eligible bachelor.
Place your bids now. (Not accepting Euros)
Continue readingPrince Harry and Meghan Markle’s decision to ‘step down’ as ‘senior members’ of the British Royal Family, and split their time between the UK and Canada has come as a complete shock. No one has successfully managed to break up a powerful British group since Yoko Ono. Continue reading
Dear Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor,
By the highest odds imaginable, you have avoided being conceived within an artificial sovereign family such as the Kardashians or the Beckhams, and have placed yourself in the covetable position of 7th in line* to the throne of the British Royal Family.
*And do trust one when I say, it’s a bloody slow moving line. Continue reading
Dear Meghan Markle,
Congratulations on winning the eBay listing of Prince Harry, via the ‘Buy It Now’ option. Firstly, one would like to commend you for agreeing to marry into a genuine Royal Family, and not an artificial one like the Kardashians. Continue reading