The Duke of Hazard

Duke of Hazard

In the 65 years since he married Mother, Father has built a reputation for his sarcastic wit and politically incorrect gaffes.

Here are some of Prince Philip’s foot in mouth moments:

“Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut”

– To a child, while visiting a space shuttle.

“Are you all one family?”

– To Britain’s Got Talent winners Diversity.

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

– To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing national dress.


– Opinion of Beijing, China.

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”

– To a Scottish Driving Instructor.

“You ARE a woman, aren’t you?”

– To a Kenyan woman.

“No, I’d probably end up spitting it out over everybody”

– Being offered seafood by Rick Stein.

“Do you work in a strip club?”

– To a female sea cadet.

“Ah, you’re the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?”

– To a child, who invited the Queen to Romford, Essex.

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

– At the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, Australia.


– Opinion of Stoke on Trent.

“Can you tell the difference between them?”

– To President Obama who’d met with leaders of the UK, China and Russia.

“So you’re responsible for the kind of crap Channel Four produces!”

– To the chairman of Channel 4.

9 responses to “The Duke of Hazard

  1. Except for the rather comic revelations of the Prince, the rest of this stuff is CRAP! You people are NOT even remotely funny. One of the worst things in life is a guy who actually believes that he is a comic but who is NOT remotely funny. We see them on TV all the time and I wonder how they ever got there. It just proves that those who are NOT funny actually do relate to those who are NOT capable of thought on some level. SAD! Keep eating those bananas for the high magnesium content but peel them first with your un-busy foot while you hang with your tail.

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