The Duke of Hazard

Duke of Hazard

In the 65 years since he married Mother, Father has built a reputation for his sarcastic wit and politically incorrect gaffes.

Here are some of Prince Philip’s foot in mouth moments:

“Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut”

– To a child, while visiting a space shuttle.

“Are you all one family?”

– To Britain’s Got Talent winners Diversity.

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

– To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing national dress.

“Ghastly”

– Opinion of Beijing, China.

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”

– To a Scottish Driving Instructor.

“You ARE a woman, aren’t you?”

– To a Kenyan woman.

“No, I’d probably end up spitting it out over everybody”

– Being offered seafood by Rick Stein.

“Do you work in a strip club?”

– To a female sea cadet.

“Ah, you’re the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?”

– To a child, who invited the Queen to Romford, Essex.

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

– At the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, Australia.

“Ghastly”

– Opinion of Stoke on Trent.

“Can you tell the difference between them?”

– To President Obama who’d met with leaders of the UK, China and Russia.

“So you’re responsible for the kind of crap Channel Four produces!”

– To the chairman of Channel 4.

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