One has been ordered by the nosey sods in the UK Supreme Court to publish one’s ‘black spider’ letters/memos regarding matters of the utmost concern sent to government ministers, world leaders, high-rank celebrities, and others.
One has no regrets acting as an advocate for one’s future subjects.
Here they are un-edited, and in full:
Thank you for reading one’s personal letters, and sorry they aren’t as exciting as the mass media make them out to be. Thank goodness they’re not publicly releasing Prince Harry’s conversations on Snapchat.
Your Future King,