Tag Archives: William

One’s letter to Princess Charlotte

Posted on May 5, 2015 | 7 comments

Dear Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge,

Congratulations, you have just been born a Royal subject, On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix, and have therefore won life’s lottery. Continue reading →

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One’s letter to Prince George

Posted on July 27, 2013 | 20 comments

Dear Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge,

Welcome to the British Royal Family. You kept the whole world waiting, but then that is one of the privileges. Many people would kill to become part of the monarchy, and they have done in the past. One will read you a bedtime story about Great-Uncle Henry Tudor and Great-Uncle Richard III when you’re old enough to understand. Continue reading →

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix

Posted on July 22, 2013 | 8 comments

9 months. 9 sodding months William and Kate have had to wait for their first child. Disgraceful. Quite frankly, this is the last time they’ll be using the NHS. Continue reading →

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Royal Baby Bump

Posted on May 31, 2013 | 10 comments

Just over a month until the arrival of the Royal baby, which one can confirm has been growing faster than the economy. Continue reading →

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