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The Fresh Prince

Now, this is a story all about me

The Fresh Ginger Prince of British Royalty

And I’d like to take a moment of your time

Just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Spare Heir

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Spare Heir

More than anyone else on Earth, I, Prince Harry, know what it’s like waiting for the day that’s never going to happen.

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The Prince of Hearts – eBay Listing

The dream of becoming a Princess is alive and well for many husband-hunters as I’ve been named the world’s most eligible bachelor.

Place your bids now. (Not accepting Euros)

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King Charles III of Twitter’s Christmas Message 2022

Christmas is a time when we are reminded that no matter what difficulties we face in our daily lives, there’s almost always people worse off than us. And they’re usually French. It is a time for firsts, as this will be our first Christmas without one’s dear mummy and papa. Queen Elizabeth II reigned over us for 70 glorious years, having met 15 different UK Prime Ministers. It’s entirely possible one could beat that record by Christmas 2023!

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One’s letter to HM Queen Elizabeth II (mummy)

How did you make it look so easy for over 70 years? One’s been King for 5 mins, and doesn’t know if one’s on his head or his arse. And don’t mention those bloody ink pens…

It’s poetically fitting your last act and duty was to tell Boris Johnson to piss off, and to ensure he was no longer in power. We all admire you for that alone.

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Fifty Shades of Sue Gray – ‘Partygate’ report

Here is an exclusive look at Sue Gray’s 1,865 paged report into the alleged parties at Downing Street. It would have been far easier for her to investigate the days there weren’t any parties.

The only party one will be having with Boris Johnson in attendance is his leaving party (tbc).

Prince Philip (1921-2021)

For over 65 years, one’s papa Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, had been the unwavering presence alongside Britain’s longest-serving monarch, who even referred to himself as the “world’s most experienced plaque unveiler.”

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Donald Trump. End of an error.

Here is an exclusive look at Donald Trump’s personal letter to President Biden, which would have been a simple Direct Message, had he not been blocked by every social media platform known to man.

One’s Coronavirus Speech 2020

30 days hath September, also June and November. All the rest have 31, except for March*, which has 175 days, and April, which will probably have even more, and one doesn’t even want to think about May. Continue reading

Land of Soap and Glory

Since the first signs of the deadly coronavirus from Wuhan, China in 2019, it’s all gone bat soup crazy! One can confirm that millions of ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ products sold in the last 20 years have done sweet FA.
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