Now, this is a story all about me
The Fresh Ginger Prince of British Royalty
And I’d like to take a moment of your time
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Spare Heir
Continue readingNow, this is a story all about me
The Fresh Ginger Prince of British Royalty
And I’d like to take a moment of your time
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Spare Heir
Continue readingMore than anyone else on Earth, I, Prince Harry, know what it’s like waiting for the day that’s never going to happen.
Continue readingThe dream of becoming a Princess is alive and well for many husband-hunters as I’ve been named the world’s most eligible bachelor.
Place your bids now. (Not accepting Euros)
Continue readingHow did you make it look so easy for over 70 years? One’s been King for 5 mins, and doesn’t know if one’s on his head or his arse. And don’t mention those bloody ink pens…
It’s poetically fitting your last act and duty was to tell Boris Johnson to piss off, and to ensure he was no longer in power. We all admire you for that alone.
Continue readingFor over 65 years, one’s papa Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, had been the unwavering presence alongside Britain’s longest-serving monarch, who even referred to himself as the “world’s most experienced plaque unveiler.”
Continue readingHere is an exclusive look at Donald Trump’s personal letter to President Biden, which would have been a simple Direct Message, had he not been blocked by every social media platform known to man.
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Dear Prince Louis Arthur Charles of Cambridge,
Kate (your mummy) was expecting a very long labour process. Judging by one’s own experience, it normally takes 68+ years before the crowning begins, but you were delivered in no time at all. With your birth, Prince William (your daddy) has become a father for the third time. He needs all the heir he can get.
“Your brother named his band after me”.
David Cameron phoned yesterday to say he “leaves Britain a much stronger country”. It’s his sense of humour one’s going to miss the most. He left 10 Downing Street for the last time at 16:48pm to receive his P45 from the Queen, only to return at 16:53pm after leaving one of his children behind.
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