Royal Ascot week. One’s bookmaker phoned early to let one know that they’ve changed the race conditions this year. Instead of “soft, good to firm and firm”, they’re using “rare, medium rare and well done”. Continue reading
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- Lovely meeting with Greta Thunberg today in Davos. We both agreed that climate change, global warming and Donald T… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 days ago
- No, Harry, you cannot change your name to The Ginge, formally known as Prince. 1 week ago
- “One hasn’t heard swear words of that nature from Her Majesty’s mouth since that time she stood on one of Prince Ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
- No, Harry, you won’t be able to rejoin the Royal Family if you leave. Megxit means Megxit. 2 weeks ago
- One thing is for certain; in 5 years time, this is going to be a cracking episode on The Crown. #Megxit 2 weeks ago
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One-to-one meeting with Greta Thunberg today at the World Economic Forum in Davos. We both agreed that climate change, Donald Trump, global warming and loss of diversity are the 'greatest threats humanity has ever faced'; although to be fair to them, they are a bloody good dance troupe. #charleshrh #princecharles #gretathunberg #donaldtrump #globalwarming #climatechange #royalfamily #parody #satire #humour #funnyPrince Harry has arrived in Canada to be reunited with Meghan and Archie after losing their HRH titles. There is no truth to the rumour that he will henceforth be known as ‘The Ginge’, formally known as Prince. He will return to Buckingham Palace soon, as Camilla asked him to buy her one of those corgi-sized Toblerone bars in Duty Free. Harry attended the UK-Africa Investment summit earlier in the day, where he met Boris Johnson, who upon hearing about his imminent departure, decided to replicate an aeroplane. God knows why... #charleshrh #princecharles #harry #princeharry #meghanmarkle #archie #canada #brexit #brexshit #royalty #royalfamily #parody #politics #humour #satire #funnyThe British Royal Family may have been Yoko Ono’d, but one thing is for certain; in 5 years time, this is going to be a cracking episode on The Crown. #charleshrh #princecharles #princeharry #meghanmarkle #royalty #megxit #royalfamily #parody #satire #humourThe Queen's Christmas Broadcast at 3pm, or as she calls it, The One Show. "The year of 2019 has been quite a bumpy ride, and one isn't only referring to Prince Philip's driving". #charleshrh #princecharles #christmas #queensspeech #queenschristmasbroadcast #brexit #royalty #parody #satire #funny #humourCategories
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