Royal Ascot week. One’s bookmaker phoned early to let one know that they’ve changed the race conditions this year. Instead of “soft, good to firm and firm”, they’re using “rare, medium rare and well done”. Continue reading
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- Guy Fawkes was hanged, drawn and quartered for attempting to destroy the Houses of Parliament. Today, he would prob… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
- One can confirm that the last person to enter Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes. #GuyFawkesNight 6 days ago
- Please take extra care when cleaning out your ditches at this time of the year. If you happen to uncover a Prime Mi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
- One can confirm that the commemorative 50p coins will be melted down following the latest Brexit extension. It’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
- Remember when Eton Mess was just a dessert? #Brexit #Brexshit 2 weeks ago
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Please take extra care when cleaning out your ditches at this time of the year. If you happen to uncover a Prime Minister, leave well alone. They usually disappear by 13th December. #DieInADitchDay #charleshrh #princecharles #brexit #brexitcoin #generalelection #politics #royalty #parody #satire #funny #humourOne can confirm that the commemorative 50p coins will be melted down following the latest Brexit extension. It’s a shame, as rubbing the Queen’s nose would have shown you her true feelings. #charleshrh #princecharles #brexit #brexitcoin #generalelection #politics #royalty #parody #satire #funny #humourBring Your Child to Work Day. #QueensSpeech #charleshrh #princecharles #brexit #brexshit #politics #royalty #parody #satire #funny #humourOne has finally joined the realms of Instagram, providing subjects with photographic observations and occasional selfies; or stamp collecting as Mummy calls it. Here is a selfie with Boris Johnson’s future residence for acts of treason in the background. #charleshrh #princecharles #borisjohnson #toweroflondon #brexit #brexshit #politics #royalty #parody #satire #humourCategories
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