One’s letter to Putin

Dear President Putin,

Yesterday, it was reported that one compared you to the most evil man in world history, Adolf Hitler, who would annex countries surrounding Germany for himself. You may refer to this as window shopping.

Russia has suggested the comparison is “completely unacceptable of the Royal Family”; although it’s slightly ironic considering they murdered theirs in 1918. One is simply stating fact after your recent actions, and can completely understand how sensitive you are. After all, the truth hurts.

The great thing about British democracy is freedom of speech. The comment in question was made during a private conversation, off the cuff. Some nations arrest people who speak their minds and have them executed, but one isn’t going to name names.

In future, one will have to stick to the usual British Royal chit-chat of talking about the weather and “have you come far?”. One will also try harder to remember that one is representing Queen Elizabeth II, and not Prince Philip.


~Charles_HRH~ (Future King)

P.S – Camilla says not to grow a moustache, as it would make you look older.

P.P.S – The Russian Embassy have been phoning Clarence House all day. One can only assume that they’re trying to track your recent order of Snickers. Make sure you eat some when they arrive; you know what happens when you’re hungry.

17 responses to “One’s letter to Putin

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  8. Aleksander’s translation engine seems wonky.

  9. And yet, Prince. Do not you complain about the murder of the Tsar Family as your ambassador sir George Buchanan very successfully promoted thier overthrow and in Russia it was tantamount to murder.

  10. Prince, however, you great expert on “alibi” as well as some Dowkins (author of “The God Delusion”). Well, well. And the same shameless. Congratulations…
    ***I can only add that it is Russia (Crimea, historical part of Russia) itself is now back to Russia (Big Russia), and NOT someone Putin joined her there. He only just manager. Then you have to declare the entire Russian people as “Hitler”. But I think for specialist from “alibi” this is not the first time…

  11. Oh snickers, there not even royal

  12. Jean-Marc Bouvier

    First, the royal family must admit that I am genetically King of the United Kingdom

  13. WeLl. PINDAR seems your right be Right,I’m Window Shopping around here ,wouldn’t mind Angola. and Zimbabwe for the monthly Shopping.

  14. Yes, he’s certainly Putin’ his nose in where it’s not wanted.

  15. Well Said, Perhaps the lack of Snickers supply, is the Root cause of the whole Incident. Putin’s Crimea Sweet Tooth. Craving More& More

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