The UK’s credit rating has been downgraded from AAA. One initially thought this was due to Prince Harry over spending in Las Vegas, but evidentially it’s the morons at Number 10.
Mr Clegg text to say he doesn’t see a problem losing AAA when RAC are better anyway. Not replying.
Phoned George Osborne for a full explanation, and to ask him what part of “get the economy growing” he doesn’t understand. He insisted that the UK economic recovery is “on track”. One assumes it’s soundly tied down and the train is due any minute. He ended the short conversation by saying we may have lost an A, but at least our food has added GG. Not funny.
Have downgraded (upgraded) George Osborne from Moron to Absolute Moron.