New Year, New Beginnings

First and foremost, welcome to one’s official online residence. Royal engineers have been working around the clock like blue arsed flies to give your Future King a place to share thoughts and opinions.

January has been a busy start to the year 2013.

Prince Harry returned from Afghanistan. Fully clothed, with his crown jewels safely hidden.

Mr Cameron is holding an EU referendum which will consist of 3 options. In, Out and Shake It All About.

Text from Mr Cameron: “I can’t live, if living is without EU”.

David Beckham has decided to play football in France. (Lord knows why, he can barely speak English let alone French). He’s donating five months wages to the starving and malnourished, which is lovely, putting his wife before himself.

Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands phoned to say she’s announcing her abdication on TV in favour of her son. Tried to explain to Mother the meaning of the word ‘abdication’. Not entirely sure she understood, even after one had packed her suitcase into the Bentley.


5 responses to “New Year, New Beginnings

  1. Gray is just “eat up” with it because she wasn’t invited to “Parteee Down!” Go Boris! Stick your finger in that electrical receptacle again to keep “your look” fresh. (Your Mummy should have punished you when you did that, Little Boy. Very Freudian.) Don’t you just hate envious people seeking attention? Somebody please throw Gray a bone, and a cracker with some fish eggs. Wuff wuff.

  2. M.D - medical doctor ngô thanh hồi & trình dược viên hoàng thị tuyết nga

    olanzapine is a sort of crazy medicine
    female editor nguyễn vân hà is a sexy worker
    a gingseng candy or bonbon
    vân hà loves aubade bras made in france
    a television set sony bravia made in bra , italia
    bra province is a pretty place to visit now and forever

  3. tiến sĩ phan mai lương & tiến sĩ nguyễn phong lan & lê ngọc tòng

    san charles and santa diana are very beautiful
    in this spring
    we shall go to UK to buy something like lipsticks and silver
    we are very rich
    we have ability to speak italian and english languages fluently

  4. tiến sĩ nguyễn hòa @ xóm đình - nhân chính - thanh xuân - hà nội & nguyễn thị phương viên khu B4

    nguyen thi minh chau loves lady diana
    prince charles is a romantic man

  5. phạm thị trâm & hoàng thao

    ti amo

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