The dream of becoming a Princess is alive and well for many husband-hunters as I’ve been named the world’s most eligible bachelor.
Place your bids now. (Not accepting Euros)
One lucky person will receive me washed, shaved and oiled. Delivery may be delayed via Royal Mail.
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Name: Prince Harry
Date of Birth: 15th September 1984
Occupation: Apache co-pilot/gunner
Likes: Fancy Dress, Las Vegas, Call of Duty
Dislikes: Journalists, Photography
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“I’m a fun loving person who occasionally lets his hair down (and trousers). Just returned back from Afghanistan, where I’m known as ‘Private Bits’. If you’re nice to me, I might let you ride my chopper”.
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HIGHEST BIDDER
