Category Archives: Royalty

Royal Ascot

Royal Ascot week. One’s bookmaker phoned early to let one know that they’ve changed the race conditions this year. Instead of “soft, good to firm and firm”, they’re using “rare, medium rare and well done”. Continue reading

Royal Baby Bump

Just over a month until the arrival of the Royal baby, which one can confirm has been growing faster than the economy. Continue reading

Royal Flush

Mother has returned home after staying in hospital with a stomach bug. She’d been on the throne all weekend. Quite frankly that’s the last time she’ll eat a sodding lasagne.  Continue reading

New Year, New Beginnings

First and foremost, welcome to one’s official online residence. Royal engineers have been working around the clock like blue arsed flies to give your Future King a place to share thoughts and opinions.

January has been a busy start to the year 2013.

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