One’s letter to Princess Charlotte

Posted on May 5, 2015 | 7 Comments

Dear Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge,

Congratulations, you have just been born a Royal subject, On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix, and have therefore won life’s lottery.

Royalty born c.2000 years ago were greeted by three wise men, but nowadays we have to make do with Cameron, Miliband and Clegg, carrying gifts of empty promises.

One sincerely hopes you like your tribute filled name. Several potential names were placed in a hat and chosen at random.

  • Princess Peach
  • Arya
  • Mildred
  • Pippi Longstocking
  • Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
  • Disney Princess
  • Jasmine

Prince Harry (your uncle) desperately wanted Princess Leia, as you were being officially named on 4th May (Star Wars Day). He had spent the morning running around Buckingham Palace with his lightsaber out, but it was deemed unsuitable. Pippa Middleton (your auntie) kept suggesting Princess Elsa from Frozen, but one told her to let it go.

 

Love always,

Grandpa ~Charles_HRH~ (Future King)

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7 responses to “One’s letter to Princess Charlotte”

  1. airpulsenews | January 24, 2016 at 6:08 pm | Reply

    Princess peace lol

  2. Jane Grayson | September 9, 2015 at 5:52 pm | Reply

    Thought it was great! Loved it!

  3. Anonymous | June 7, 2015 at 10:12 pm | Reply

    I Just Thought it was Fab.!!Brilliant sense of Humour.xx

  4. Freak | May 11, 2015 at 9:41 pm | Reply

    Good one!!!

  5. Rosemea MacPherson | May 6, 2015 at 4:42 pm | Reply

    What a witty letter — I was giggling all the way through.. Loved it!
    XOXOXOXOXOXO

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